Straight & Fast
Hey everybody. I'm Ben and I'm 22 years old. I reside in sunny southwest Florida. "History is kind to those who write it." I plan on history being very kind to me. I have big dreams and bigger expectations of myself. Someday I'd like to finally find a place where I belong. But for now, I'm making the most of what life has to offer. This is a cluster of things I like/love. Don't be a stranger. Say hey. I like new friends. =)
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My one experience with a homemade white meal.
These niggas said we was having spaghetti.
They gave me a plate of noodles with diced tomatoes on top.
I damn near cried, man.
That shit tasted like imagination.
I would say they seasoned it with tears, but shit tears got salt in em.
I felt bad for white people for the first time.
I woulda made niggas slaves too if I was eating like this.
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