My one experience with a homemade white meal.
These niggas said we was having spaghetti.
They gave me a plate of noodles with diced tomatoes on top.
I damn near cried, man.
That shit tasted like imagination.
I would say they seasoned it with tears, but shit tears got salt in em.
I felt bad for white people for the first time.
I woulda made niggas slaves too if I was eating like this.
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